Alright let me go ahead and explain to you that I’m not one of those guys that goes out and pulls any girl that I want just by looking at them. I’ve spent a lot of time just working the game using social media to get laid. I can however pin point a girl that’s giving me her attention and take control of the situation. 9 times out of 10, I end up naked.
I get to this girls dorm around 1 am during the spring. I walk inside and her room is this tiny dungeon with rainbows and animal print everything. I wasn’t sure if I came to sleep with her or if she was going to read me a story from the jungle book. Her roomie was kind of annoying and I was trying to tell this bitch, that was hopped up on twizzlers , that we were going to sleep so she needed to stop rambling. I get in my skippies and jump in bed.
I start by moving in slow and kissing her and rubbing on her tummy, keep in mind this was the first day I met her so I had to choose my moves wisely. We finally get to the part where I take her panties off and I trip over myself to get naked while fingering her. All of the sudden, I get this cloud that just reeks of booty sweat and was similar to what I’d imagine hot trash smelling like. I was taken by surprise. She was a cute girl that seemed to have good hygiene so I thought I might have farted on accident.
After a while of thrusting back and forth, the smell wouldnt go away. So I went down for a minute and started snooping around. What I found, I will never forget. A light looking residue on the inside of her undies was in fact the fecal monster I was afraid of. Only in nightmares had I seen it before then, and now I was face to face with it. What I’m about to say next I’m not proud of…
I snuck in her back door. Twice.