Ive slept with close to five hundred girls and counting…

I choose to keep my name private but my personal stories a little more public; leaving names, faces, and true locations out so to protect the identities of those I’m speaking about… Alright I might throw in a nude or 20 that I’ve received from sluts. I assure you though, all of the situations are true aside from that.

Anyways, I’ll describe myself in a few words. Dude, early twenties, was in some bands, worked around different places, and traveled a ton. I got a kinda late start, losing my virginity at 15 years old. I had my first serious girlfriend for two years and lost my virginity to her b-hole. I live with several girls in a house, we’ll say I’m from Arizona. Who fucking cares.

Only my close friends know about my adventures and journeys to the center of the poon. I started accepting the fact that if I told girls I had sex with more than twenty people they wouldn’t like me anymore:( I would like to state that I am not a writer and I’m sorry if some of the shit I say doesn’t really flow very well. So fucking try to keep up.

This will be my way of venting, UNDERSTAND that this is not me gloating or telling you that people should look up to me for this shit. This is my own way of therapy and I need to get these things off my chest so that I might meet someone one day who can tell me to chill the fuck out. If it offends you, then I should ask that you not read or post anything; instead you should get back to doing your sudoku puzzle.

If anyone sees this, thanks for reading.